Reality show veteran and Popstar machine, American Idol returns on air for its 12th season. We're getting close to seeing our Top 20, but before that I have something important to say...
*drum roll please*
Goodbye, WGWG!!
The future Season 12 champ is going to be a girl! (I got my eyes on country cutie Janelle Arthur)
Calm down! Calm down! Let's get organized. For those out of the Idol loop, WGWG is short for "White Guy With Guitar", a collective term for the past five American Idol winners, who are Caucasian and can play the guitar. You don't say? And if you still have no idea, the WGWGs are: David Cook (Season 7), Kris Allen (Season 8), Lee DeWyze (Season 9), Scotty McCreery (Season 10) and Phillip Phillips (Season 11).
People have been complaining that being a WGWG is the only requirement to win, vocal ability not required. Don't get me wrong. I love my WGWGs, most of them. David Cook is still one of the best American Idol winners, along the ranks of Kelly and Carrie. I hate that people use WGWG not as an adjective but as a derogatory term to pigeonhole these past winners, when in truth they could not be any more different. Don't believe me? Give 'em a listen!
David Cook - Rapid Eye Movement (This Loud Morning)
Kris Allen - Blindfolded (Thank You Camellia)
Lee DeWyze - It's Gotta Be Love (Live It Up)
Scotty McCreery - Write My Number on Your Hand (Clear as Day)
Phillip Phillips - Gone, Gone, Gone (The World from the Side of The Moon)
Idol has prided itself on being “The Search for the Next Superstar” but we all know Idol is not just a talent competition, it's a popularity contest. If it were based on talent alone, Melinda Doolittle, Pia Toscano or Elliot Yamin would be champs. But since the majority of Idol viewers are women, it is more likely to get a male winner. And hey, rock music is really popular now so we can’t really blame the voting public for the eventual winner. Home was pretty successful, I heard. Sold more than a million copies, not a big deal!
This isn't to say that TPTB aka The Powers That Be haven’t been trying to get a girl to win. Of course they wouldn't just do an all female season! That must be the first sign of the end of the world, right? Since Season 10, Idol has been pimping the likes of Lauren Alaina, Pia Toscano and Skylar Laine to win, albeit unsuccessfully. From increased air time to flaming barrels (see Skylar’s performance of Didn’t You Know How Much I Loved You) and sparkly dresses to drop-dead gorgeous, they've done it all.
So why has Idol failed to produce a female winner?
Two words. Excessive pimping. Yes, we get that Idol is trying to steer us into picking a female winner but its failure stems from basically shoving these ladies down our throats. The voting public still wants to feel that they are part of their journey and part of the selection process, the beauty of Idol. And overexposure can be counterproductive.
For this season, you can see how Idol is subtly hinting at the greatness of Angela Miller, Kree Harrison and Janelle Arthur, to name a few, but never giving them significantly more airtime than the others. They tease us enough to be interested but don’t feed us too much that we barf. Also, notice how most of the male contestants are soul singers or balladeers? There isn't a sign of a rocker for miles, I mean, that is the only logical reason for them to eliminate Johnny Keyser, right? forgive me while I wipe away my tears of agony
But Idol better watch out for Paul Jolley. Sure, he doesn’t play guitar (at least, not that we know of) but his nervousness during the earlier rounds is endearing. Plus, he is a decent country singer who could achieve greatness with the proper coaching (I’m looking at you, Iovine) and his vague resemblance to Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine doesn’t hurt either.
So, anyone willing to bet against me?